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Are you a JEJEMON?

You hear this a lot lately, in the conversations with your friends,social networking sites, radio and even in television.
So basically what is a JEJEMON?
What is JEJEMON?
> it can be used as a noun or an adjective
> it actually refers to a person who is found of typing extra unnecessary letter just to make their
conversation more interesting but from the other point of view, simply annoying.
>they are the persons who use 3 as "e", @ as "a", $ as s, and 9 or 6 as letter "g"
> For example:
"eow pFouh!"
"kaMuxtah?"
"i LLyk 2 kn0w m0re boUt u pFoh!"
"e0wSsZz pOwhhZzmUsZtAhH nUah pOwhHzz kEowHsz?"
and then making a reply to express laugh or taunt like:
"jejejejejejeje"
>So basically the root word for this "JEJEMON" is the word "jeje" in which it refers to a person
on how he/she expressess his/her laughter and the suffix "mon" may mean monster which refers that a person who uses "jeje" as an expression is a jejemonster and been abbreviated like the famous Pokemon(Pocket Monster) and Digimon(Digital Monster).
>There are also terms that co-exist with jejemon like:

• jejebusters - is a group of internet grammar vigilantes, typically Filipinos, dedicating their internet lives towards the eradication of jejetyping and jejemon existence. Having dangerous links to the grammar nazi, jejebusters enjoy humiliating a jejemon by posting his/her profile on a social networking site, while everyone on the internet laughs, causing unwarranted embarrassment towards the individual caught jejetyping.

(source: www.wikipedia.org)

• jejemitis - A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic.
  

Symptoms include:
1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

(source: www.urbandictionary.com)

• jejetyping - a form of typing used by jejemons to communicate with one another.
  

(source: www.urbandictionary.com)

• jejes - are the pure and original form and is claimed to have originated in what we know today as Latin America.
• Jejemonus Filiponensis - Jejemons' scientific name
• Jejebet - is a combination of the English alphabet and counting numbers which, in a strange mix of character substitution, surprisingly makes words that are understandable only to the Jejes and Jejeologists
• Jejeologists - normal people that study Jejemons
• Jejeientists - normal people that study Jeje sciences
• Jejenism - the Jejemon religion; not to be confused with Jejemonism
• Jejemonism - the belief that Jejemons are superior than normal people
• Jejenese language - speaking language of Jejemons together with the Jejebet

>Here are some translation i collected so far...

Normal	Jejemon Translation
Hello	EOw p0wh
Musta	muSTA
Good Morning	gUDam
Good Noon	Good NOOn
Good Afternoon	Gudpm
Kain tayo	kaIN taU
Kamusta	kmuSTa/qUAmUzxTaH/kAHmUzxTaH
Care to Text	ceyRtO txT
Ano name mo	nu nMe mO
Musta gising mo	mUsTa giSIngU
pinoy ako	PinoY AQ
po	p0Wh/pFu/pFuOh
salamat	slmT
anong paki mo	NunG Pkiu
tulog ka na	2log N U
hehehe	jEJEje
hahaha	jajajA
typing like this	tyPinG lYK Thiz
Sorry	sOw33/xOwrI33/xOwr33h
Miss	mIssX/mhIzzX
ka na	qUana/qUaHnAh

And as I search the web to know more about this "jejemon" craze, i found this site in which it translate a normal phrase or sentence to a "jejemon" translation.
Check it out:
http://www.jejemon.com/

http://kalokohan.guissmo.frih.net/jologs.php



We Filipinos are very creative. We tend to make our own culture or brand to make us unique. We should not discriminate those person that are referred to as JEJEMON. We should respect their feeling of expression that make them unique.

I don't agree that people who are jejemons have low IQ or referred to as idiots. It's only the way they express their feelings.

No matter how you express your laughter, a "hehehe" or a "jejeje", Laughter is still the best medicine.

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